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This is my funniest post of the year, and I don’t even have to write anything. Uncanning Magazine is seriously running an issue full of stories written by people with extra chromosomes! Gah! I would...
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My weekly podcast listen turned into trash when the three DMigos bailed out on Save or Die. If I want to hear lazy, nasally analysis of trivial nonsense, I’ll turn on CNN. It was grim for a while...
View ArticleCongratulations to the Hoggo Award Winners!
Wait, that was last week? Huh. It’s really awesome the way that you wrote a thing and had a vagina all at the same time. It’s all anyone can talk about this year. You wrote a story, and you’re...
View ArticleThe Last Jedi
Forgive Uncle E. Reagan if this is old news, I’m still catching up on stuff that happened since Judge Stalin took exception to my handing out coupons for free helicotpter rides on Halloween. Although,...
View ArticleSmell Ya Later, Nerds
D&D is great, really. Top notch entertainment for the big brains. Spent my formative years and my adult years escaping this vale of tears for the D&D tales of the spheres and the hail of...
View ArticleTard Fight! Tard Fight!
From alert members of the seedy underbelly of the internet, the inimicable degenerate and inveterate huckster of the best stripe, Venger Satanis, and Kaz the Spaz, Mister “Ted Bundy” Pundy his own...
View ArticleOh Lawd, She Comin!
I’m sorry to have to tell you this, but your hobby’s ongoing fight against cancer isn’t going well. Dr. E. Reagan has forty years as a subculture on-call oncologist, and he’s seen it before. Things...
View ArticleEndgame: Spoilers
I try to live by the maxim, “Don’t give money to people that hate you,” but most people hate me after ten minutes of interaction so it’s not so much a maxim as it is a muzzle-loading blunderbuss....
View ArticleFirst Who Came for Who?
We’re going to need to change that poem… This has been going on for decades, so I can’t even pretend to be sad or surprised about it. We had some hope with the Trumpinator, but it was always just that...
View ArticleFeast of Lejunds
The home of the square burger now has an RPG for squares. Feast your eyes on the Feast of Legends. This is a smart move on the part of the sassy ginger brand. Until today when you thought drunken 3AM...
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